masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

(via pizza)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

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unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

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officialubisoft:

ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting

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honourinrevenge:

Favourite Sebastian Stan Photos (x)

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